Too early

The 3 y.o. runs up to me in a Batman mask. Thrusts a police badge at me:

M: Unnh!
Me: What?
M: *3 y.o. whine noise*
Me: would you like some help with that?
M: Yes
Me: Okay. *puts badge on his shirt*
M: Thanks.
Me: You know, you could just ask me to help you, rather than whining and grunting at me.
M: But, I don’t speak Spanish.


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