The 3 y.o. runs up to me in a Batman mask. Thrusts a police badge at me:
M: *3 y.o. whine noise*
Me: would you like some help with that?
Me: Okay. *puts badge on his shirt*
Me: You know, you could just ask me to help you, rather than whining and grunting at me.
M: But, I don’t speak Spanish.